Lyrics

I was in the congregation
And I heard the preacher say
“Give in to sin and temptation
There’ll be hell to pay
Fire and brimstone
Ten thousand degrees”
I shouted, “Lord, have mercy
Bring Satan to his knees”

Threw a rock in the river
Threw a stone in the well
Put my ear to the ground
And I heard the devil yell

He said, “You’re causing a commotion
Stop making such a fuss
I’ll blow up the ocean
Grind the mountains into dust
How dare you defy me?
Don’t you know who I am?
Gonna shake you like a rag doll
I’m the king of the damned”

The devil stood before me
Said, “Prepare for your demise”
So I loaded up my slingshot
Hit him right between the eyes